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Good god. I'm glad I'm not in junior high anymore.

After watching all the hip-hop ads for Wal*Mart, Target, KMart, and JC Freakin' Penney, I'm convinced that I would not have been krunk enough to buy clothing in their stores.

"But mom! I don't *want* a prince albert and a tattoo!"
"Sorry, kiddo, but the school's shopping list says they're required."